shits and giggles

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

did-you-kno:

Before closing in 2008, Freshwater Software company installed a zig-zag fish tank in between the workstations of its Boulder, Colorado call center. Source

did-you-kno:

Before closing in 2008, Freshwater Software company installed a zig-zag fish tank in between the workstations of its Boulder, Colorado call center. Source

tastefullyoffensive:

[adamtots]
georgetakei:

For the comment trollers out there.
Source: That’s Messed Up

georgetakei:

For the comment trollers out there.

Source: That’s Messed Up

aaarcticorange:

I must be going to the wrong cons. 

aaarcticorange:

I must be going to the wrong cons. 

arthurdentistry:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

In the salon, we call it turkey hair. Oh we’ll do the cut, but we will make fun of you for the rest of the week.

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

gaywrites:

This is a sign posted at Welford Primary School in the British city of Birmingham. It reads, “At Welford we respect each other’s age, disabilities, gender, race, religion, gender identity and sexual orientation.”

Headteacher Jamie Barry from Welford Primary, who has led the initiative at the school stated: ‘We are preparing children to live in an extremely diverse world. At Welford, we feel that we shouldn’t shy away from talking about difference. Instead, we have an openness to discussing diversity and promoting respect for one another.’ 

Teach love and respect as early as possible. I love it. (via Gay Star News)

gaywrites:

This is a sign posted at Welford Primary School in the British city of Birmingham. It reads, “At Welford we respect each other’s age, disabilities, gender, race, religion, gender identity and sexual orientation.”

Headteacher Jamie Barry from Welford Primary, who has led the initiative at the school stated: ‘We are preparing children to live in an extremely diverse world. At Welford, we feel that we shouldn’t shy away from talking about difference. Instead, we have an openness to discussing diversity and promoting respect for one another.’ 

Teach love and respect as early as possible. I love it. (via Gay Star News)

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals

vstahl:

people that...know me, call me falcon