Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like
Have you ever seen two nerds together?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?
Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.
Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.
#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE
Including tags because oh my fucking god.
N.Y.C., Harlem, neighborhood ballet class, 1968. Photo by Eve Arnold.
Not quite sure what happened here but a little help would be nice…
Titanic conspiracy exposed
Head canon: Accepted
Finally, a donut for MEN!
Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with
i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.
FINALLY! A DONUT FOR MEN!
THE BRONUT, FOR ALL THE INSECURE MEN!
LONG, SLENDER, CREAM-FILLED DONUTS MAKING YOU SQUIRM? CAN’T BEAR TO PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH IN CASE YOUR BROS ARE WATCHING?
HAVE A ROUND PIECE OF DEEP-FRIED PASTRY TOPPED WITH A BUNCH OF SHIT, TOPPED (OR BOTTOMED) WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BABIES TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE THE BIGGEST HETEROSEXUAL BADASS IN THE WORLD! THEY EVEN HAVE A HOLE IN THE CENTER SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY IN TOWN! LADIES - HE’S HUNGRY, AND A MAN!
are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
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