shits and giggles

girliegirltm:

cumbercheekstoner:

girliegirltm:

And I love David’s tongue when he’s professing his love of the round things. 

Jezus Fucking Christ

OMG! This ^ is the best thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.

He just makes it soooo easy.

SUCH

FUCKING

TEASE

wizkhalifornia:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

failed my ass that looks sick as fuck

wizkhalifornia:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

failed my ass that looks sick as fuck

thewincestpope:

Well here it is ladies and gentlemuffins, my infamous J2 photo op.For those of you new to my little corner of tumblr, a little backstory: I am a burlesque and belly dancer. Naturally, I thought it would be funny to incorporate some of that into my photo ops (all in good fun). I was worried about whether they’d go along with this, so I spoke to one of the handlers beforehand. Her words? “Just give the pasties to Jared. He’ll love it.”So when the time comes for me to do my op, I walk up to them and tell them: “So boys, I’m a burlesque dancer…” at which point Jared immediately interrupts and says “Funny you should say that, I am too!”. So I go “Well then give me your best pinup girl pose!” and I hand him my pasties and Jensen my boa. They strike a pose, cue the whole room erupting in loud cheers, apparently people all the way down the hall heard it. It was over too fast, of course, but Jensen very elaborately draped the boa over me after we were done and I damn near fainted. Anyway, these guys were just so great, and such good sports, and I am so, so, so honored to have met them. They made my very first con experience a great one.Fun fact: later in the autograph line, Jared goes to me “I wore your nipple thingies!” and I’m like “pasties, they’re called pasties.” And he’s all “How do you get them to stay on?” and I’m like “Carpet tape!” (which is true, that’s what I use.) and he goes: “next time, bring some carpet tape!”
Fun fact number 2: that boa has been all over my naked body. I have worn those pasties. I didn’t really consider that until after the photo op. *hyperventilates*

thewincestpope:

Well here it is ladies and gentlemuffins, my infamous J2 photo op.

For those of you new to my little corner of tumblr, a little backstory: I am a burlesque and belly dancer. Naturally, I thought it would be funny to incorporate some of that into my photo ops (all in good fun). I was worried about whether they’d go along with this, so I spoke to one of the handlers beforehand. Her words? “Just give the pasties to Jared. He’ll love it.”

So when the time comes for me to do my op, I walk up to them and tell them: “So boys, I’m a burlesque dancer…” at which point Jared immediately interrupts and says “Funny you should say that, I am too!”. So I go “Well then give me your best pinup girl pose!” and I hand him my pasties and Jensen my boa. They strike a pose, cue the whole room erupting in loud cheers, apparently people all the way down the hall heard it. It was over too fast, of course, but Jensen very elaborately draped the boa over me after we were done and I damn near fainted. Anyway, these guys were just so great, and such good sports, and I am so, so, so honored to have met them. They made my very first con experience a great one.

Fun fact: later in the autograph line, Jared goes to me “I wore your nipple thingies!” and I’m like “pasties, they’re called pasties.” And he’s all “How do you get them to stay on?” and I’m like “Carpet tape!” (which is true, that’s what I use.) and he goes: “next time, bring some carpet tape!”

Fun fact number 2: that boa has been all over my naked body. I have worn those pasties. I didn’t really consider that until after the photo op. *hyperventilates*

did-you-kno:

A teenager in Nepal invented a solar panel that is made with human hair. Source

did-you-kno:

A teenager in Nepal invented a solar panel that is made with human hair. Source

tomhazeldine:

x
pleatedjeans:

via

crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

image

blogmercutio:

Adam: "What is that?"

Gah.  Just watching his lips is a sensual delight.  Pity the gif doesn’t last longer.  And go into greater detail.  ::imagines::

redscharlach:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The Ballad of the House of Leg
When Hogwarts was first foundedBy the noble Founders Four,They looked upon their housesAnd they asked: “Do we need more?”
"For some are brave, and some are loyal,As each one of us knows,And some are cunning, some are smart,But some are NONE of those!”
"What shall we do with pupilsWho just haven’t got a clue?Who have no proud distinctive traitsAnd may well smell of poo?”
"Let’s found another house for them:A Hogwarts bargain bin.The entrance code is simple:If they’ve got a leg, they’re in!”
The cryptofascist FoundersGave themselves both praise and plauditThey gave the school the House of LegThen basically ignored it.
Thus left alone, the House of LegBecame a decent placeFor aimless wandering, cups of teaAnd staring into space
The dull and non-distinctive Found a quiet place to land onAnd in times of trouble, Hogwarts alwaysHas its Leg to stand on…

redscharlach:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The Ballad of the House of Leg

When Hogwarts was first founded
By the noble Founders Four,
They looked upon their houses
And they asked: “Do we need more?”

"For some are brave, and some are loyal,
As each one of us knows,
And some are cunning, some are smart,
But some are NONE of those!”

"What shall we do with pupils
Who just haven’t got a clue?
Who have no proud distinctive traits
And may well smell of poo?”

"Let’s found another house for them:
A Hogwarts bargain bin.
The entrance code is simple:
If they’ve got a leg, they’re in!”

The cryptofascist Founders
Gave themselves both praise and plaudit
They gave the school the House of Leg
Then basically ignored it.

Thus left alone, the House of Leg
Became a decent place
For aimless wandering, cups of tea
And staring into space

The dull and non-distinctive
Found a quiet place to land on
And in times of trouble, Hogwarts always
Has its Leg to stand on…

lokithesnarkworld:

Tom Hiddleston does the ice bucket challenge (x)

mostly10:

ALL

THE

TONGUE

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess