shits and giggles

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

thotayatollah:

N.Y.C., Harlem, neighborhood ballet class, 1968. Photo by Eve Arnold.

thotayatollah:

N.Y.C., Harlem, neighborhood ballet class, 1968. Photo by Eve Arnold.

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lolcuteanimals:

Not quite sure what happened here but a little help would be nice…

lolcuteanimals:

Not quite sure what happened here but a little help would be nice…

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

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Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

#SPN 10 countdown challenge  |  day 14 - episode 14, season 6
hey, hey, hey, you with me?

didney-worl-no-uta:

kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

FINALLY! A DONUT FOR MEN!
THE BRONUT, FOR ALL THE INSECURE MEN!
LONG, SLENDER, CREAM-FILLED DONUTS MAKING YOU SQUIRM? CAN’T BEAR TO PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH IN CASE YOUR BROS ARE WATCHING?
HAVE A ROUND PIECE OF DEEP-FRIED PASTRY TOPPED WITH A BUNCH OF SHIT, TOPPED (OR BOTTOMED) WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BABIES TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE THE BIGGEST HETEROSEXUAL BADASS IN THE WORLD! THEY EVEN HAVE A HOLE IN THE CENTER SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY IN TOWN! LADIES - HE’S HUNGRY, AND A MAN!

didney-worl-no-uta:

kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

FINALLY! A DONUT FOR MEN!

THE BRONUT, FOR ALL THE INSECURE MEN!

LONG, SLENDER, CREAM-FILLED DONUTS MAKING YOU SQUIRM? CAN’T BEAR TO PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH IN CASE YOUR BROS ARE WATCHING?

HAVE A ROUND PIECE OF DEEP-FRIED PASTRY TOPPED WITH A BUNCH OF SHIT, TOPPED (OR BOTTOMED) WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BABIES TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE THE BIGGEST HETEROSEXUAL BADASS IN THE WORLD! THEY EVEN HAVE A HOLE IN THE CENTER SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY IN TOWN! LADIES - HE’S HUNGRY, AND A MAN!

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

You need to blow the D harder, or it will go flat
band director (via overheard-at-school)